tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160335252562469182012-02-16T19:12:55.689-08:00Kriminal gedichteAngelikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18338628361328832527noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-416033525256246918.post-43162962084814562742011-07-24T07:52:00.000-07:002011-07-24T07:52:35.108-07:00weitere Kostproben<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Die rettende Geschäftsidee</b></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Men Job war futsch, Hartz vier in Spe,</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">da km mir ne Geschäftsidee,</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">die mich ganz unverhofft ansprang.</span><br /><br />Bei personellem Überhang,<br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NyGYeVCA0Yc/TiwupS2g3NI/AAAAAAAAACg/qL003iUlJ4k/s1600/geschaeftsid.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NyGYeVCA0Yc/TiwupS2g3NI/AAAAAAAAACg/qL003iUlJ4k/s320/geschaeftsid.gif" style="background-color: cyan; color: red;" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: small;">wo alle nach Gewinn bloß streben,</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">sorg preiswert ich fürs Frühableben.</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Ganz unauffällig und diskret,</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">so dass kein Hauch Verdacht entsteht.</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Gegen einen Obulus </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">entferne ich den Überschuss.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Der Arbeitsschutz wird schlicht umgangen!</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Wer soll wohl wen dafür belangen?</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Ich kenn die Lücken im System,</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sE4gysUDfWY/TiwwklhTfvI/AAAAAAAAACo/2i-xCdCjopw/s1600/Tonne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a></div><span style="font-size: small;">verschlanke Firmen sehr bequem!</span><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sE4gysUDfWY/TiwwklhTfvI/AAAAAAAAACo/2i-xCdCjopw/s1600/Tonne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="191" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sE4gysUDfWY/TiwwklhTfvI/AAAAAAAAACo/2i-xCdCjopw/s200/Tonne.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-size: small;">Der Vorstand braucht sich nicht zu rühren,</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">verbucht den Dienst als Müllgebüren!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/416033525256246918-4316296208481456274?l=kriminalgedichte.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Angelikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18338628361328832527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-416033525256246918.post-2374401165467571712011-04-10T08:24:00.000-07:002011-04-10T08:24:37.290-07:00Die Poesie des Todes<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>Kriminalgedicht </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>was ist das überhaupt?</b></span></div><br /><br /><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Ein Kriminalgedicht, das ist Grauen in homöopathischer Dosis, zudem hübsch verpackt.</span></div><div style="color: red;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S_XBatXDEfE/TaHLWCi4giI/AAAAAAAAABM/GpDjOUw9DD0/s1600/homoeopathie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="145" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S_XBatXDEfE/TaHLWCi4giI/AAAAAAAAABM/GpDjOUw9DD0/s200/homoeopathie.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2errLkynTIU/TaHKimuFizI/AAAAAAAAABI/NQJr4mgu1A0/s1600/tn150x_schleife_rot.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2errLkynTIU/TaHKimuFizI/AAAAAAAAABI/NQJr4mgu1A0/s1600/tn150x_schleife_rot.gif" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gLqqK87IK8A/TaHKIPblR9I/AAAAAAAAABE/ME06dNPwL2A/s1600/tn150x_schleife_lila.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gLqqK87IK8A/TaHKIPblR9I/AAAAAAAAABE/ME06dNPwL2A/s1600/tn150x_schleife_lila.gif" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AYEugpMdP7Y/TaHHuFBlzLI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Cc6QXO29YCU/s1600/pillenglas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a></div><br /><span id="goog_795372485"></span><br /><span id="goog_795372486"></span><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/416033525256246918-237440116546757171?l=kriminalgedichte.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Angelikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18338628361328832527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-416033525256246918.post-60535604223434301922011-04-09T09:57:00.000-07:002011-04-13T06:56:00.589-07:00Mordsevents für Jedermann<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mX5hP1CQ5OQ/TaCPugMIJYI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/YQWH2dME-aU/s1600/f2011-03-26-21-19-38.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mX5hP1CQ5OQ/TaCPugMIJYI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/YQWH2dME-aU/s200/f2011-03-26-21-19-38.jpg" width="200" /></a>Geburtstags oder Jubelfeier,<br />was ganz Besondres soll es sein?<br />Ja, keinesfalls die alte Leier!<br />Ich biete "Poetry with crime"!<br /><br />Als Unterhaltung für die Gäste,<br />als Gastgeschenk dem Jubilar,<br />erschein ich gern auf ihrem Feste<br />und mache Krimiträume wahr. <br /><br />Ich biete alle Mordfacetten,<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DbrFv408RZg/TaCV_xI5XjI/AAAAAAAAAAY/S0-2jgWVJSQ/s1600/f2011-03-26-21-30-43.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DbrFv408RZg/TaCV_xI5XjI/AAAAAAAAAAY/S0-2jgWVJSQ/s200/f2011-03-26-21-30-43.jpg" width="200" /></a>auch Requisiten und Dekor.<br />Sie wählen, was Sie gerne hätten <br />und ich lese nicht bloß vor.<br /><br />Gegen einen Obulus,<br />den sich jeder leisten kann,<br />kommt Ihr Fest in den Genuss des<br />des"Mordsevents für Jedermann"!<br /><br />Hab selber Spaß an all dem Bösen,<br />doch lass ichs dabei nicht bewenden.<br /><div style="color: red;"><b>Vom Übel will ich mich erlösen,</b></div><div style="color: red;"><b>das Geld für Weisenkinder spenden.</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/416033525256246918-6053560422343430192?l=kriminalgedichte.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Angelikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18338628361328832527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-416033525256246918.post-30782594475322823742011-04-09T09:38:00.000-07:002011-04-09T10:42:15.834-07:00Fingerfood<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GB-_TMiCSsM/TaCLJNI15hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7bMk_pO1Hwc/s1600/finger_food.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="202" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GB-_TMiCSsM/TaCLJNI15hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7bMk_pO1Hwc/s320/finger_food.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/416033525256246918-3078259447532282374?l=kriminalgedichte.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Angelikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18338628361328832527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-416033525256246918.post-34516968389577464842011-04-09T09:25:00.000-07:002011-04-13T06:57:07.500-07:00Lust auf Böses?<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sie planen ein Fest und suchen nach dem besonderen Kick für Ihre Gäste?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sie wollen mehr bieten als gutes Essen und Musik</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sie sind zwar Vegetarier, aber auch ein </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">eingefleischter Krimifan?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sie lieben schwarzen Humor,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">satirische Verse,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">skurrile Geschichten?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">mein Vorschlag:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sie servieren ihren Gästen</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">mörderische</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">Appetithäppchen</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"> </span><span style="color: red;">für einen guten Zweck</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/416033525256246918-3451696838957746484?l=kriminalgedichte.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Angelikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18338628361328832527noreply@blogger.com0